i am a c.a.n.d.y. c.a.n.e.

So I was going through the Sorting Hat ceremony and these were my answers to the questions

1) The Potion Question: Power

2) The Goblet Question: The Silver Foaming Goblet

3) The Troll Question: Records > Cure > Book

4) The Superpower Question:  I chose having super human strength over understanding animals.

5) The Unknown Magical Source Question: Chose to withdraw into the shadows and review spells

6) Forest or River: Forest

7) Left or Right: Left

AND ULTIMATELY I GOT INTO….

It was such a surprise for me to be in Ravenclaw. I mean, I am smart and occasionally wise but I feel like I am a Puff or a Snake. Just for the record I am NOT a Gryffindor.

I am loyal, kind, occasionally hard-working, and mostly honest. And I love that yellow so much! <3 It’s just really cheerful. :)

As a Snake, I am ambitious and I strive to be the best. If I put my mind to things I can be extremely determined. I also know how to get out of trouble (at school mostly) using my cunning. Green is my favorite color along with purple.

I got upset when I saw that there was no yellow or a BAMF badger. Or a green with a snake.  But royal blue and an eagle instead.

But after reading about its emphasis on individuality, self-expression, eccentricity, and the importance of one’s own ideas and thoughts. I am gradually beginning to accept it.

Actually, I feel like I belong in Ravenclaw after all. ((I will soon be spamming Ravenclaw pride material. XDDDD))

I got my lazy ass up at 6:30 in the morning to sign up for Pottermore.

First, I’m excited that I can FINALLY sign up after waiting for six months.

Pottermore says that I’m magical and has my name in the freaking book along with all my favorite characters (Hermione, Luna, Neville and Draco <3 WHY NO CEDRIC?! ;.;) AND I ALSO GOT A FREAKIN AWESOME USERNAME! xDDD

This makes me wet my pants in joy.

Then I get my verification e-mail and I’m like…

It’s happening to me! I am a freaking genuine true wizard! Then I find out that I’m supposed to get a second e-mail.

Ten hours later…

Oh come on Pottermore! It’s almost the end of my spring break!

I’m a guy. Sometimes I really wish I had male friends. Like besties. Even one. I look on Facebook and I see all my male “friends” post pictures and videos of themselves hanging out and having fun. I kind of feel sad and jealous. All of my friends are female. I know it’s sad. I guess my weirdness turns them off. Just can’t help it. I try not to be too weird. :(

I really don’t understand. Is it my personality or the fact that I have many female friends? Is it because I don’t play sports (except for tennis and swimming) instead of football and soccer? Or is it because I take more time with my appearance? I really don’t know. Honestly, I just wish I’d know the truth.

Sometimes I feel like bawling. 

Is it always me or do I reallly piss my pants when I hear these two songs. Creeepy.

I remember when I saw the little girl and the butler and the moving portrait for the first time…

I turned my DS off after that. And I actually got shivers down my spines. No joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwlD5UPqfAw

Pokemon can be fucking scary.

hajilelihp:

When Gaius says, “Wassup?” to me in RF3: